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Meet Winnie

Golden retriever. Certified stunt dog. The West Side's most dangerous good girl — and the star of her own action film.

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Feature presentation
The Great Sock Heist

A 30-second, five-act action epic. One sock. Zero remorse.

I. The Heist II. The Escape III. The Getaway IV. The Chase V. Clean Getaway
The reel
Selected works

Hover a clip to play. Everything here started from a single real photo of Winnie.

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Feature shotThe Getaway Driver
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OriginThe Real Winnie
Winnie
Off dutyRecon
Winnie
FieldThe Standoff
Winnie and partner
ClassifiedPartners In Crime
The dossier
Handler's field manual

Everything a sitter needs to keep the star happy, fed, and out of trouble. Classified — handler eyes only. 🐾

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Extraction Protocol

  • Gets bitey or keeps walking to the front door → she has to go
  • Take her to a dirt patch across the street, cue "Go Potty"
  • On success: YES + a BIG treat + lots of praise
  • Green wipes for paws & tail; purple wipes for the booty
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Refueling

  • Blue slow feeder, served in her crate
  • 1 cup kibble (the steel wine-glass scoop) + 1/4 cup Maev on top
Breakfast 7–8am · out ASAP after  •  Dinner 4–5pm · long walk after (maybe a second run ~1hr later)
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Arsenal & Rewards

  • Treats in the top middle dresser drawer
  • Toys on top of her crate
  • Bully stick in the pink holder; frozen knee caps in the freezer
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Patrol Detail

  • Black harness + pink leash, clipped to the front
  • Treats in the teal pouch; poop bags in the mint container on the leash
1
Sock stolen
0
Regrets
30s
Of pure cinema
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Good girl points

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New heists, naps, and questionable driving — all on Instagram.

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